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THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF STUDYING
by but the taste of an apple (forsanethaec)
at December 15th, 2008 (08:21 pm)

WELL IT'S THE LAST NIGHT OF STUDY PERIOD, FINALS START TOMORROW, AND I HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN ~*~*~*~SUPER PRODUCTIVE~*~*~*~ ALL WEEKEND, AS I'M SURE YOU'D EXPECT. HOWEVER, TONIGHT IS ALSO THE FINALE OF VOLUME 3...BUT NOT THE SEASON? OR SOMETHING??? HEROES, YOU ARE TOO SUPER WANKY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU. REGARDLESS, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE ON THE INTERNET TONIGHT INSTEAD OF STUDYING, SO PLEASE OBLIGE ME WITH OVER 9000 LOUD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!! ROCK ROCK ON

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OH LORD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
by but the taste of an apple (forsanethaec)
at December 8th, 2008 (07:57 pm)

CAN IT!!!!!!!
OH HEROES, YOU ARE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE TELEVISION COMMUNITY, AND YET I RETURN TO YOU WEEK AFTER WEEK, PROBABLY FOR THE FANSERVICE, BECAUSE NOBODY DOES IT BETTER. XOXO GOSSIP GIRL?? ANYWAY I DEMAND SOME RANTING THIS WEEK, RELEVANT OR NOT, BECAUSE READING PLATO IS BORING (LOLOL AN CLASSICS MAJOR) AND I WANT TO HANG OUT HERE INSTEAD!!! GO TIME!!!!!!!!!

リズ~ [userpic]
A GRAVE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU ALL.
by リズ~ (hagaren22)
at December 4th, 2008 (02:07 pm)

GUYS.

NIELSON TELEVISION RATINGS: MONDAY DECEMBER 1ST, 2008-

SHREK THE HALLS - 11.2 MILLION
TWO AND A HALF MEN (REPEAT) - 13.7 MILLION
HEROES - 7.9 MILLION

ARE... ARE YOU SERIOUS. ARE YOU SERIOUS. ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!! A REPEAT, A REPEAT, OF TWO AND A HALF MEN, TWO AND A HALF MEN, STARRING CHARLIE SHEEN AS A MAN THAT ENJOYS WEARING SANDALS WITH SOCKS, HAS SIGNIFICANTLY MORE VIEWERS THAN HEROES.

OH SHIT IT'S ON, GUYS.

SOME INITIAL SUGGESTIONS TO IMPROVE HEROES POPULARITY:
- BRING BACK MR MUGGLES AND GIVE HIM A LADY FRIEND.
- MAYBE SUPPORT OTHER PAIRINGS BESIDES INCEST OCCASIONALLY PERHAPS EVEN EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE, PLEASE (SORRY forsanethaec )

LET'S BRAINSTORM HERE. THIS IS CRITICAL.

大気光 [userpic]
SO CO-MOD OF capslock_heroes HERE.
by 大気光 (taiki)
at December 2nd, 2008 (11:40 pm)

I WAS GOING TO GO ON A HUGE LULZ JIHAD ON THIS PLACE THEN I REALIZED A) MY COMM IS KIND OF SLOW AND THEREFORE INFERIOR B) YOU GUYS DROPPED RESPECT AND C) WHAT *WOULD* MR MUGGLES DO?!

SO

ALL THINGS CONSIDERING. RESPECT.

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LIZ
by but the taste of an apple (forsanethaec)
at December 1st, 2008 (09:28 pm)

USUALLY WHEN I SAY DO CLM TONIGHT
I MEAN DO IT!!!!

WELL, RANT AWAY CHICKADEES. I'M ACTUALLY WATCHING RIGHT NOW AND CAN I JUST REITERATE: SIBLING ISSUES. THIS SHOW HAS THEM. ALSO SYLAR/ELLE IS THE NEW HOT. AND, CLAIRE'S SHIT IS FUCKEDDDD!

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INCEST INCEST INCEST
by but the taste of an apple (forsanethaec)
at November 24th, 2008 (08:49 pm)

FUCK YOU LIVEJOURNAL. THURSDAY: LAUNDRY!!!!!! FRIDAY, LAUNDRY PICANTE. IS WHAT I NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF WATCHING HEROES. OH WELL!

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE SHOUTMAS UP IN THIS POST. BY WHICH I MEAN, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! HAPPY MONDAY! THIS TIME TOMORROW I WILL BE HOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU GUYS. OYY VEY.

PS- CEDRIC ICON IN HONOR OF ROBERT PATTINSON ONLY. AND NOT TWILIGHT. I DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE TO HONOR THE GREAT R-PATS.

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BIAAA
by but the taste of an apple (forsanethaec)
at November 17th, 2008 (08:04 pm)

UGHHHHHHHHHH

JUST TALK ABOUT THE EPISODE OR WHAT THEE FUCK EVER. THIS 11 COMMENTS BULLSHIT HAS ME SO DISHEARTENED I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER WRITING A REAL POST YOU BIG JERKS!!!! JP, JP, I LOVE YOU. SIGH.

リズ~ [userpic]
DID YOU KNOW
by リズ~ (hagaren22)
at November 10th, 2008 (06:43 pm)

THE ACRONYM "CLM" STANDING FOR "CAPSLOCK MONDAY" CAN BE EASILY REARRANGED TO FORM THE ACRONYM "LMC" STANDING FOR "LICK MY CUNT."


ADDITIONALLY, THE TITLE "CAPSLOCK MONDAY" CAN BE EASILY MISTYPED AS "CAPSLCOCK MONDYA" THE LATTER WORD BEING SIMPLY ERRONEOUS BUT THE FORMER INCLUDING THE DIRTY WORD "COCK" WHICH HAS BEEN ANALYZED TO BE THE CAUSATION OF THE DEMISE OF THE VIRTUOUS AND THUSLY A TERM NONCONFORMING TO THE STANDARDS OF ENGLISH VERBIAGE.




YEAH TALK AT ME ABOUT THIS EPISODE AND SHIT!

WHY ARE MY POSTS ALWAYS SO MUCH STUPIDER THAN rancid_bean 'Z?

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NO HEROES TONIGHT?
by but the taste of an apple (forsanethaec)
at November 3rd, 2008 (05:31 pm)

WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY A BLACK MARK ON THIS WEEK'S ALREADY HORRIBLE SHITTINESS ANDIT'SONLYMONDAYGODDAMMIT. TO CELEBRATE, PERHAPS WE SHOULD DROWN OURSELVES. OTHER OPTIONS INCLUDE NOT DOING HOMEWORK AND NOT EVEN HAVING AN EXCUSE, OR DISCUSSING NEXT WEEK'S PROMISED FLASHBACK. HERE ARE SOME TALKING POINTS:

1. WHAT WILL YOUR CAMEO IN THE FLASHBACK INVOLVE?
2. ARE YOU EXCITED FOR PETER TO HAVE BANGS AGAIN? OR ARE YOU EXTREMELY FUCKING EXCITED???????
3. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO WORSE THAN 50 HITLERS, HOW MUCH INCEST WILL THERE BE? WILL THEY EVER REACH THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF INCEST POSSIBLE OR WILL THEY JUST KEEP MAKING EVERY CHARACTER RELATED TO EACH OTHER FOREVER???
4. MORE HEROES DRINKING GAMES? GETTING SHITTY THIS WEEKEND IS PROBABLY IN THE CARDS FOR ME (ISN'T IT ALWAYS) AND I COULD USE SOME DIRECTION OR TEQUILA WILL JUST HAPPEN AGAIN, AND THAT IS NO GOOD.

FEEL FREE TO EXPAND UPON THESE POINTS WITH YOUR OWN COMPLETE NON SEQUITURS, FOR THAT IS WHAT WE DO BEST. YATTA? MAN, I AM TIRED. OK, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, UGH.

ETA: ALSO HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN!!!!!! WHO WENT AS HEROES CHARACTERS. ANSWER: ALL OF YOU, I HOPE. WELL, I DIDN'T, BUT I DID.....WEAR.........A LOT OF FEATHERS. UMMMMCOOL

リズ~ [userpic]
NUDE NUDE NUDE
by リズ~ (hagaren22)
at October 29th, 2008 (12:20 am)

HOLY SHIT EVERYBODY TODAY IN DRAWING CLASS I HAD A NUDE MODEL THAT LOOKED ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE MILO VENTIMIGLIA!!!!!!!!

ERGO, I SAW A MAN THAT LOOKED ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE MILO VENTIMIGLIA NAKED!!!!!

ERGO, I SORT OF KNOW WHAT MILO VENTIMIGLIA LOOKS LIKE NAKED!!!!!

I WILL GLADLY ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO THE ABOVE. AND YES, LADIES, HE DID HAVE ASS DIMPLES.